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Old 10-15-2012, 01:18 PM   #31
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When Chuck goes swimming, he doesn't get wet! The water gets Chuck'd!!!
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Chuck Norris is so bad a$$ that if he played football he could make the Lions win a Superbowl.
Thats just wrong but hilariouse!!
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Chuck is so bad, he could make Pres. Obama bow before...........oh wait, he already does! Nevermind!!!!!
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chuck is so bad, he could make pres. Obama bow before...........oh wait, he already does! Nevermind!!!!!
hahahaha!!!
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BOOM! There it is. My man Will is sharp.
Chuck norris and super foot did one exibition fight, They forgot to tell Bill that it was fake, you know, like in the movies......He put a whoopin on chuck.....
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Chuck is so bad, he could make Pres. Obama bow before...........oh wait, he already does! Nevermind!!!!!
YAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Good one !

Shame you had to pollute Chucks name, by putting them in the same

sentence, tho...
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Chuck norris and super foot did one exibition fight, They forgot to tell Bill that it was fake, you know, like in the movies......He put a whoopin on chuck.....
Really? I don't know who this other guy is. I'm going to have to look him up.
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Really? I don't know who this other guy is. I'm going to have to look him up.
Super foot Wallace couldn't carry Chuck's jockstrap!!!!
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Chuck Norris is so bad a$$ that if he played football he could make the Lions win a Superbowl.
I wouldn't go that far
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When he got bit by a cobra, the cobra died.

When he got bit by a zombie, the zombie turned into him.
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