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Old 10-15-2012, 03:55 AM   #21
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The big bang couldn't happen on its own. Chuck Norris had to travel back trillions of years and deliver a cosmic round house to the ball of matter and energy that would later become our universe.
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:57 AM   #22
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The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
Should we start a thread of "Shihan is so badass that....." ?
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The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
(I do think Bruce Lee was the best but he's dead so), Chucks so Bad, even the devil goes on vacation when Norris is in town!
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Lmfao!!!!!! Best one yet!!! Keepem comin this is great!
Jesus may be able to walk on water... but chuck norris can swim through dry land.
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The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
Bill..... Super foot ......Wallace.......
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He's so bad even that dead animal he wears on top of his head is afraid to move.
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I thought he was dead.... no, sorry, that was just his career.
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:45 PM   #28
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Bill..... Super foot ......Wallace.......
BOOM! There it is. My man Will is sharp.
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Chuck Norris is so bad a$$ that if he played football he could make the Lions win a Superbowl.
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He pee'd on a truck. That truck is now optimus prime.
LMFAO - that's AWSOME
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