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Old 10-14-2012, 11:03 PM   #11
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I think ive read somewhere chuck's tears cure cancer...

So, I wonder why he hasnt sat down and cried on his career??...
Simple, because Chuck Norris doesn't cry!
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:08 PM   #12
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Chuck aint got nothin' on Abe! Takin' down bears, vampires, and Norris!

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Here we go

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chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

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He visited the virgin islands once and when he left they were called just the islands

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He pee'd on a truck. That truck is now optimus prime.

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The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.

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The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
Good one bro.
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R.I.P. Shihan....lol

R.I.P. = Roundhouse Into Pieces

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chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Lmfao!!!!!! Best one yet!!! Keepem comin this is great!
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