Isaiah 53:5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Chuck aint got nothin' on Abe! Takin' down bears, vampires, and Norris!
Here we go
"Don't call me Sir, I work for a living"
"I'm an A**hole"
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
He visited the virgin islands once and when he left they were called just the islands
He pee'd on a truck. That truck is now optimus prime.
The myth of Chuck Norris is so over rated. He's not that great. There have been far better.
R.I.P. = Roundhouse Into Pieces