Lets see how many of these there are... lol
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....when he goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe. Instead he requests a handgun and a bucket.
When he wrecked his motorcycle he gave the road Chuck rash
For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,
over wrecking balls...
Chuck norris can slam a revolving door...
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s%*t from anybody!
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live!
Isaiah 53:5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Yes but like all of us age has caught up with the Chuckster. I expect he traded his fighting cards for the AARP, Medicare and SS Cards.
Just two words, "Chuck Norris" no other words needed
I think ive read somewhere chuck's tears cure cancer...
So, I wonder why he hasnt sat down and cried on his career??...