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Old 10-14-2012, 05:28 PM   #1
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Lets see how many of these there are... lol

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Old 10-14-2012, 06:07 PM   #2
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....when he goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe. Instead he requests a handgun and a bucket.

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When he wrecked his motorcycle he gave the road Chuck rash

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For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,

over wrecking balls...

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For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,

over wrecking balls...
Lmao!!!!!!! Thats a new one on me
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Chuck norris can slam a revolving door...

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They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s%*t from anybody!

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live!

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Yes but like all of us age has caught up with the Chuckster. I expect he traded his fighting cards for the AARP, Medicare and SS Cards.

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Just two words, "Chuck Norris" no other words needed

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I think ive read somewhere chuck's tears cure cancer...

So, I wonder why he hasnt sat down and cried on his career??...

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