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shooter88 10-14-2012 05:28 PM

CHUCK NORRIS IS SO BADA$$ that...
 
Lets see how many of these there are... lol

nosaj 10-14-2012 06:07 PM

....when he goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe. Instead he requests a handgun and a bucket.

Jet88 10-14-2012 06:17 PM

When he wrecked his motorcycle he gave the road Chuck rash

therewolf 10-14-2012 06:18 PM

For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,

over wrecking balls...

shooter88 10-14-2012 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by therewolf
For demolition, construction companies prefer his farts,

over wrecking balls...

Lmao!!!!!!! Thats a new one on me

ZombieBrawler 10-14-2012 06:49 PM

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door...

BigB 10-14-2012 08:21 PM

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s%*t from anybody!

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live!

nitestalker 10-14-2012 08:28 PM

Yes but like all of us age has caught up with the Chuckster. I expect he traded his fighting cards for the AARP, Medicare and SS Cards.;)

opaww 10-14-2012 08:43 PM

Just two words, "Chuck Norris" no other words needed

Trez 10-14-2012 10:54 PM

I think ive read somewhere chuck's tears cure cancer...

So, I wonder why he hasnt sat down and cried on his career??... :confused: :p


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