Sorry I help you there, Indy, but allow me to make a couple of observation if I may
1st, I'm guessing you aren't married or that Ducati would have been sold and the money spent on more practical things like pillow shame, guest towels, and window treatments.
And
B, from the last photo, it looks like you probably have the one handed brassier release down pretty well.
Hell,don't worry about the mags!