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Old 06-30-2009, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default Cheer up, a blond joke!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh...........

"Now, let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Old 06-30-2009, 05:58 PM   #2
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Lol.......

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Rofl!!!!!!!!

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I thought I'd heard them all. Very funny.

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I'm laughing here at the office, but when I get home, I will have to condemn this joke in the interest of my own well being.

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I'm laughing here at the office, but when I get home, I will have to condemn this joke in the interest of my own well being.

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True.

But, Ah, bro - My woman sent me to Valhalla for Christmas one year and then took a 4 hour training class herself while we were there. She's pretty good with that 1911 of hers and I have grown accustomed to having all my parts MINUS any sucking chest wounds.
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Ok, A group of women were taking a tour of Paris on a double decker bus. On the underside of the bus was a group of brunnetes on the top a group of blondes. Now the brunnetes were having the best time laughing and carrying on when one of them said " hey we havn't heard anything from the group up top." So she goes to check on them only to find that all of them are clutching their chairs with a look of horror on thier face. The brunnete says whats the matter with all of you we're having a great time down there. One of the blondes yells sure but you have someone driving you!

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I always laugh at the blonde jokes; i have three sisters, two blondes & a Phd. (seriously)

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I always laugh at the blonde jokes; i have three sisters, two blondes & a Phd. (seriously)
Same boat here, three blond sisters and a blond wife with a Phd. I will not go into what her occupation is and who she works for.
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