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 06-30-2009, 06:55 PM | #1 | When it's Necessary.... Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tornado "Just Blow Me" Alley, Oklahoma U.S.A. Posts: 8,424 |  Cheer up, a blond joke!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh...........
"Now, let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." __________________
Jack
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"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
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| 06-30-2009, 06:58 PM | #2 | Supporting Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Radcliff, Kentucky Posts: 3,455 |
Lol....... __________________ Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
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Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww | |
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| 06-30-2009, 07:07 PM | #3 | Deader Bears=Better Bears Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: BFE, Mississippi Posts: 8,811 |
Rofl!!!!!!!! | |
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| 06-30-2009, 07:08 PM | #4 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,754 |
I thought I'd heard them all. Very funny. | |
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| 06-30-2009, 07:19 PM | #5 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
I'm laughing here at the office, but when I get home, I will have to condemn this joke in the interest of my own well being. 
JD __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 06-30-2009, 07:20 PM | #6 | Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,754 |
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Originally Posted by Dillinger
I'm laughing here at the office, but when I get home, I will have to condemn this joke in the interest of my own well being.
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| 06-30-2009, 07:22 PM | #7 | Call Me Doug Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: It's because I actually HAVE those skills! Posts: 21,258 |
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Originally Posted by Jo da Plumbr
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True.
But, Ah, bro - My woman sent me to Valhalla for Christmas one year and then took a 4 hour training class herself while we were there. She's pretty good with that 1911 of hers and I have grown accustomed to having all my parts MINUS any sucking chest wounds.  __________________ "as for my Sword & Spear we will serve the throne, but NEVER that man who sits upon it" - Achilles - Warrior of Warriors
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Originally Posted by doctherock
Dillinger didn't have to let me try Cammenga Mags before I bought them; but he is a man of great character & a man who's word to me now is a good as gold. If he recommends it I know its good stuff.
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| 06-30-2009, 08:48 PM | #8 | Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 78 |
Ok, A group of women were taking a tour of Paris on a double decker bus. On the underside of the bus was a group of brunnetes on the top a group of blondes. Now the brunnetes were having the best time laughing and carrying on when one of them said " hey we havn't heard anything from the group up top." So she goes to check on them only to find that all of them are clutching their chairs with a look of horror on thier face. The brunnete says whats the matter with all of you we're having a great time down there. One of the blondes yells sure but you have someone driving you! __________________ The second amendment is not about hunting deer, it's about keeping thugs from hunting your family
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| 06-30-2009, 08:52 PM | #9 | Deader Bears=Better Bears Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: BFE, Mississippi Posts: 8,811 |
I always laugh at the blonde jokes; i have three sisters, two blondes & a Phd. (seriously) | |
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| 06-30-2009, 09:00 PM | #10 | When it's Necessary.... Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Tornado "Just Blow Me" Alley, Oklahoma U.S.A. Posts: 8,424 |
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Originally Posted by orangello
I always laugh at the blonde jokes; i have three sisters, two blondes & a Phd. (seriously)
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Same boat here, three blond sisters and a blond wife with a Phd. I will not go into what her occupation is and who she works for. __________________
Jack
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"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
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