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Old 06-08-2009, 01:15 AM   #21
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Points have been made in the Carradine thread that warrant a philosophical discussion.

Since we are loaded with the learned, the warriors, and the perverts, I ask:

If you could choose your death, how would you go out, and why?
At age 50 at the hands of a 20 yr old jealous husband who caught... well... you get the point. Why? Because I never want to have to take a little blue pill so I can "get it up".
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Old 06-08-2009, 01:41 AM   #22
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Look I want to be in my casket and have your ugly mugs saying OMG look at tango he looks rode hard and put up wet.

I heard a story once.

An 87 year old man walks into a pleasure house and ask the madam for the youngest hottest wildest blond they had in the place. She said OK let me call her down. After she got off the phone he then asked for 2 things 4 cotton balls and one rubber. She hands him the rubber and walks off to get the cotton balls. When she returns she asks why these are for. He says (While putting on in his nose) that is the two things I hate in life. The Madam says whats that. The sound of screaming women and the smell of burrning rubber.

That is what I want. I just want to live until I die.

Once I die then you are to view me then burn me in a pine box with thousands of 1" nails then once I am done burning throw my butt on the freeway so all them MUTHER EFFING SUV driving soccer moms and their dam yappy dogs can get flat tires from me.....

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I prefer to be raptured while walking a trail with my wife.

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Nice Bob!

I'd like to be on the same trail with my wife. (And have two more go rather than only one!)
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I want to die due to a fireworks screw-up as I'm jumping a Jazzie over 47 school buses on my 110th birthday.

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Once I die then you are to view me then burn me in a pine box with thousands of 1" nails then once I am done burning throw my butt on the freeway so all them MUTHER EFFING SUV driving soccer moms and their dam yappy dogs can get flat tires from me.....
That's interesting tango.

Has this subject come up repeatedly in therapy?
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In my sleep, God willing. At first I thought a bullet in the head, or being blown up, but then my surviving family has to contend with those images.

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I know my family would have issues with this but when my time comes, I'd like to just wonder off into the wilderness of Alaska or the Rocky Mountains and die.

"We found him froze to a tree!"

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I know my family would have issues with this but when my time comes, I'd like to just wonder off into the wilderness of Alaska or the Rocky Mountains and die.

"We found him froze to a moose in a compromising position!"

There you go dune I fixed the last sentence for you. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So far, so good.

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