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Old 10-30-2009, 03:12 AM   #1
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Apparently Florida considers this a "special weapon". I'd get started, but there are so many jokes in this story that I don't know where to begin. You can't make up stuff like this!

WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Homeless Florida Man Tries to Steal Ferret by Putting It in His Pants

Homeless Florida Man Tries to Steal Ferret by Putting It in His Pants


JACKSONVILLE BEACH, FL (AP) -- It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret?

Police say a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged.

Thirty-eight-year-old Rodney Bolton is charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach.

A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.

That confrontation makes the ferret a ``special weapon'' under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.

Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday.

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Old 10-30-2009, 03:14 AM   #2
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I say it's a good thing he didn't steal a Gator!!

Unless it was one of these

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Dune, that could be thrust in my face all day and I'd fight the sumbeeyotch that tried to intervene!

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I heard that some women can use a Beaver as weapon... a deathly weapon...

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Well, back in the day I got a whiff of a few that would have gagged a maggot. I guess that's pretty deadly.

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What I am thinking right now cannot be typed into this area!

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I know... I had to control myself too... ROFLMAO!
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This thread reeks of IGETEVEN, where is he?

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That was not me, but...I do have problems at times, keeping mine in my pants, as you can see.

It's awesomeness amazes women and children, when I let it hang out.

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I don't normally check out other guys' ferrets, but nice one there, Jack!

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