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Old 04-29-2009, 03:09 PM   #31
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Well, I heard J.D. smelted his own ore, created his own alloy, and hammered the frame, all the while mumbling prayers to Ares and cooling the heated metal in glacial waters. He had leftovers and offered the remaining steel to Odin, who used it to forge the Hammer of Thor.

As tawny muscle and sinew glistened in the light of an unforgiving sun, he ignored naked dancing girls who tried to tempt him away from his toil, and found release by cutting himself and using his spilled blood to cool the firing pin he had carved from the tooth of a rabid mongoose.

But I guess having Todd smith it is okay, too.
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:14 PM   #32
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I heard J.D. tied himself to a grinding mill wheel for 7 years, pushed it till he got large enough, and broke into a snake worshipping temple to slay the 30 foot Rattler they kept there for his grips. But I guess it's okay that you ordered yours online.

Who is gonna sight this in for you?
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Well, I heard J.D. wanted sights, to he went to Japan, took a piece of rail (causing a Bullet Train to derail, but that's neither here nor there), and laid virgins on it, deflowering them with such ferocity that it flattened the steel. The poor girl that finished what he called "dovetailing" still doesn't walk or talk.

But I guess if you can't afford sights, that's okay, too.

Don't make me tell you how he got the Tritium for the night sights.
LMAO!! You know, Benning said he was going to do something to liven up the board a little bit after he got back, I didn't know that was going to include Norris'ing me with every post...

These are epic!!!! *rolling*
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Now I know you're lying! JD can't count that fast!
I had my shoes off at the time.

And really, you should be ashamed of yourself. This isn't even for our BUILD OFF, this is because you are missing your Defender!!!!!

Never trust a Sidewinder!!

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Before he goes to sleep, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for J.D.


He checks his closet for Cane, and finds Cane still in the closet.

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Apparently, Todd is very busy but still took time to answer all these e-mails. Here's mine:
Scott, His gun is coming along nicely and he'll be very happy with it. Things are super busy here and his gun has been getting some special attention ! He ll have some pictures soon! I might even add the pink grips you said he secretly wants! Thanks Todd
I knew it!!! I knew it!!

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There's only one thing worse than shooting a gun like this!

Being shot by someone carrying it!!

JD, distract Mr. Browning, I don't want him seeing this post!

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Before he goes to sleep, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for J.D.


He checks his closet for Cane, and finds Cane still in the closet.
It's not a closet, it's a walk in gun safe!
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Fair enough, my friend. Fair enough.

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1. and really, you should be ashamed of yourself.

2. this isn't even for our build off, this is because you are missing your defender!!!!!

3. never trust a sidewinder!!

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1. Present

2. Yes

3. Yes, Done well my young padawan, you have. Yeesssssss.
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He checks his closet for Cane, and finds Cane still in the closet.

LMAO - That's funny right there....
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