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Old 05-18-2010, 04:31 PM   #1
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Subject: Fw: California vs. Arizona

Scenario: Governor of state is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California :

#1. Governor intervenes, reflects upon the movie "Bambi", then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. Calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 on relocating it.

#3. Calls Veterinarian who collects dead dog. Vet spends $200 testing the dead dog for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and to get bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while department of wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 on a coyote awareness & avoidance program for residents in the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million on investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests relocation of the coyote and files suit against the state.

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

Wonder why California is broke????

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Old 05-18-2010, 04:33 PM   #2
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Damn near a true story.
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Just saw this one over on Fox and I loved it...
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Funny..I could see that playing out though..heh
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that just made my day. Thank you very much. Nothing better than some good political humor
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