California vs. Arizona
Subject: Fw: California vs. Arizona
Scenario: Governor of state is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
#1. Governor intervenes, reflects upon the movie "Bambi", then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. Calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 on relocating it.
#3. Calls Veterinarian who collects dead dog. Vet spends $200 testing the dead dog for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and to get bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while department of wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 on a coyote awareness & avoidance program for residents in the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million on investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests relocation of the coyote and files suit against the state.
#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
Wonder why California is broke????
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