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Old 08-07-2010, 03:15 PM   #1
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A busload of Catholic schoolgirls runs off a cliff and kills all aboard. They are lined up at the pearly gates and St. Peter asks the first one If she had ever had any sexual contact with a man?

She says, “I seen a picture of a penis once.” St. Peter tells her to wash her eyes in the holy water and enter the gate.

St. Peter asks the second girl the same question and she said, “I touched a penis once.” St Peter tells her to wash her offending hand in the holy water and enter the gate.

Suddenly there was a big commotion and St. Peter looks to see Cindy pushing her way to the front, and St. Peter tells her now, now my child there is no rush to get in the gates of heaven.

Cindy says, “if I have to wash my sexual offending parts in the holy water before we can enter I want go wash my mouth out before Janet has to wash her ass in it.”



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cindy says, “if i have to wash my sexual offending parts in the holy water before we can enter i want go wash my mouth out before janet has to wash her ass in it.”

:d:d:d hhahaha!!!!!!!


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It's those darn school uniforms.

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