"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
" U. S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
" U. S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah."
"Stop Global Whining."
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine."
"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight."
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back."
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775."
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It."
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon."
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting."
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl."
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U. S. Naval Gun Fire Support."
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College."
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume."
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers."
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher... If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran."