Bumper stickers seen on military bases
 

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U. S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U. S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah."

"Stop Global Whining."

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine."

"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight."

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back."

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775."

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It."

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon."

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting."

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl."

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U. S. Naval Gun Fire Support."

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College."

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume."

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers."

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher... If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran."

You've got some good ones there Lon.

GREAT:) Can't wait to pass them on.

They're all great because they're all true!

How about "My other car is a tank" with a line drawing of an M1 Abrams.

The Navy had one they were producing- showing a nuke sub running on the surface "Take the Sub Way to work"