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Old 02-24-2013, 07:53 PM   #21
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I'm seeing monetary gain here..! A FART-OFF..!

I'll put $5 on the nose of *****-**-******.....!
Break out the bean recipes.
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Old 02-24-2013, 08:13 PM   #22
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Break out the bean recipes.
Or the Brussels sprouts.
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I'm workin on a recipe for a shoe-in !

1-Chocolate pudding.!
2-Three bean salad.!
3-Three jiggers of prune juice.!
4-1/4 head of fresh cabbage.!
5-chillie , your choice by all means..!
6-1 can USA beer , catchup optional..!
7-Two Alka-seltzers , without wrapper..!

Blend all vigorously and drink.....!

CAUTION , avoid ALL open flames......!

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Girls dont fart, burp, or pick our nose.....

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Yeap , pretty little girls Don't , Fart , Burp , or pick their pretty little noses , They just (IMPLODE and BURST into FLAMES)..!
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I think the name itself, is cause for consideration in a FART-OFF!

"Ladies and gentlemen, as they round the final turn and head for home, it's neck and neck, at the wire it's *****-**-****** by a nose"!!

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count me out...growing up, my brothers used to think it was the funniest thing ever to sit on my head and fart. Then had an ex that thought it was funny to pull the covers over my head and fart....must be a guy thing...lol

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And my dad likes to rip one, and say his thermostat just kicked on....

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count me out...growing up, my brothers used to think it was the funniest thing ever to sit on my head and fart. Then had an ex that thought it was funny to pull the covers over my head and fart....must be a guy thing...lol
May I per-swayed you to reconsider , NO , this is not a GUY thing..!

From yurs truly , a GUY with a THANG........!

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count me out...growing up, my brothers used to think it was the funniest thing ever to sit on my head and fart. Then had an ex that thought it was funny to pull the covers over my head and fart....must be a guy thing...lol
You remind me of someone with an equally warped sense of humour.
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