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CA357 05-16-2011 11:53 PM

Brain Transplant
Brain Transplant

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the
doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm
the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried
faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover
the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's
brain; $200 for a Republican's brain." The moment turned
awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to
not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A
man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out
the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats
brain so much more than a Republicans brain?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained
to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing
procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot
lower because they've been used."

Poink88 05-17-2011 12:03 AM


A variant...

...we have to price the Democrats (or whoever you want to bash) more since we have to open a lot of heads to find one. ;)

jca1 05-17-2011 12:03 AM


AusLach 05-17-2011 12:19 AM

The Democrat's brain attracts a premium because the hospital needs to filter all the sh!t out of them before they can be transplanted.

Walley 05-17-2011 02:50 AM

What were the Republican brains used for beside believing BS and separating their ears.-

dnthmn2004 05-17-2011 03:54 AM

Wahahahahahah!!!!! :d:d:d

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