I am a born in Philly Flyer fan, and am in hiding right now. I am also a Lightning fan because during the early 90s when the NHL was on some network that no one had on their cable, they were all the hockey I had. They also have me in hiding.
However, to your original question, watch out for the hated penquins (small p intentionally)!
A bad day at the range is better then a good day on the job!