Dumber than a bag of doorknobs.
Uglier than a bag of smashed a______s
Uglier than a mud fence.
Don't know s__t from Shinola
Sharp as a marble.
More f____d up than a soup sandwich.
Wrong as two boys _____g.
Slicker than greased owl s___t.
MSgt, USAF, Retired
NRA Life Member
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see. - Ayn Rand