Dumber than a bag of doorknobs.
Uglier than a bag of smashed a______s
Uglier than a mud fence.
Don't know s__t from Shinola
Sharp as a marble.
More f____d up than a soup sandwich.
Wrong as two boys _____g.
Slicker than greased owl s___t.
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