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Old 03-20-2013, 05:19 AM   #371
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Used this one at work today:

Harder than a wedding dick."
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:21 AM   #372
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I was pretty drunk at my wedding.... and she was pretty preggo.... I'm just saying
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I was pretty drunk at my wedding.... and she was pretty preggo.... I'm just saying
My first wedding, I should say
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I was pretty drunk at my wedding.... and she was pretty preggo.... I'm just saying
That would make for........

Umm, best not.
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That would make for........

Umm, best not.
Nope, probably not a good idea. Part of my life I really want to forget.
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It is not what you look at, it is what you see.
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It's not what you think , it's what you act upon !
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"Son, your head is as useless as a mules dick, nothing but meat."

Grampa was mean.
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Wife: How come you never say "I love you." anymore?
Husband: "I told you I loved you when I married you. If anything changes, I'll let you know!"
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