If you can't dazzle 'em with data, baffle 'em with bulls#!t.
Karma's a bitch!
Did your mother have any children that lived?
And on the eighth day God created the cordless reciprocating saw.
If brains were money, you'd be broke son!
If you keep it in your pants, it won't cause you any trouble.
I knew it didn't cause hairy knuckles and blindness!