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Old 03-19-2013, 06:29 AM   #351
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BCBC
Beggars can't be choosers
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:33 AM   #352
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Beggars can't be choosers
Well, actually, Obama has changed that. Everybody can be freeloaders now.
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:25 AM   #353
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Don't flick buggers on that hairy dufflebag, that's my sister.
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:50 AM   #354
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If you can't dazzle 'em with data, baffle 'em with bulls#!t.

Karma's a bitch!

Did your mother have any children that lived?

And on the eighth day God created the cordless reciprocating saw.

If brains were money, you'd be broke son!

If you keep it in your pants, it won't cause you any trouble.

I knew it didn't cause hairy knuckles and blindness!
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:07 PM   #355
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You are the living proof that anal sex is NOT. An effective birth control!!
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:16 PM   #356
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I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on that slitted sheet I sit. (Say it fast a couple times to your friends)

Early to bed
Early to rise
Hunt like hell
Make up lies

Catch your own Fish
Tie your own flies
Tell your own lies

If you never get laid your never work a day in your life
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:38 PM   #357
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It is better to have loved and lost than to to super glue her legs together..!
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:35 PM   #358
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!!
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:50 PM   #359
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The 'tard is strong in this one!
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:00 PM   #360
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To each to his or her own , "Damn-it"..!
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