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Old 03-17-2013, 07:05 AM   #321
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Quotes From Homer Simpson :

" Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. "
Actually a true gem of wisdom.
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Old 03-17-2013, 12:16 PM   #322
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Golfing without beer is like having sex without an erection.

You could also use that quote for hunting, fishing etc.

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Old 03-17-2013, 09:10 PM   #323
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Golfing without beer is like having sex without an erection.

You could also use that quote for hunting, fishing etc.
Hmmm...I've fished without an erection ; I used a fishing rod instead .
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Old 03-17-2013, 09:59 PM   #324
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She got a face like a welders bench

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Hmmm...I've fished without an erection ; I used a fishing rod instead .
Well...some rods are longer and stiffer than others, ya know?
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Old 03-17-2013, 10:02 PM   #326
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What about ice fishing , Hmmmmm..?

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What about ice fishing , Hmmmmm..?
Good thing that only needs a short stick...
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What about ice fishing , Hmmmmm..?
I tried ice fishing once but by the time I got home, all of the ice I caught had melted .
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She got a face like a welders bench
He's got a face for radio.
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He can talk a glass eye to sleep

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