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Old 03-07-2013, 08:13 PM   #261
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If it don't fit, spit!

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The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt to look foolish in retrospect......

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Motto of the Army Corps of Engineers:

Measure with a Micrometer
Mark it with a grease pencil
Cut it with an axe
Pound to fit
And paint to match.
I have a very good friend who is a machinist by trade, when we help each other out with carpentry work around our places he can not get his head around the fact that 1/8" usually good enough for rough carpentry and
1/16" will always work. He can't think in anything but thousandths.
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I'd rather measure it twice, then have cut it twice and it still be too short..

Can you get me the board stretcher?
Learned framing house..

Do you see the 'left handed' ladder hook?
Learned painting houses, nice ladder hooks work on either side of the ladder..

Herd someone say 'she is finer then the hair on a frogs ass split three ways'
Stuck with me lol

Hanging in like a hair on a biscuit

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Elvis has left the building.

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When someone runs down another person you both know: "Sorry to hear that, he/she speaks well of you."

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You can get used to anything; you can get used to hanging if you hang long enough.

Finer'n frog fur.

Just another REMF

Cream rises to the top; so does the scum

You can't fight Darwin

I wouldn't join any club that'd have a person like me for a member

Groucho Marx, to a contestant that stated he had 14 children: "I like a good cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while...'

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Hanging in like a hair on a biscuit
Is it a curly hair?
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If some is good, more is better and too much is just right! (My philosophy on ammo)

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