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Old 03-07-2013, 03:09 AM   #251
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If it ain't broke don't fix it
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is!
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- Mohandas Gandhi, an Autobiography, page 446.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:02 AM   #252
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" It's a vagina, not a clown car ".

" It's a vagina, not a backstage pass to life "

" Kiss 'em where it stinks : New Jersey ."

" Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere ".

" Guns should not be handled like or by YoYos ".

" Gun : Better to get caught with it than caught without it ".

" Practice safe sex. Sleep with a guard ".

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Old 03-07-2013, 05:22 AM   #253
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Default Poe , on the bullets....!

Once upon a mid-night dreary , While I pondered , weak and weary , Over many a quaint and curious volume of Forgotten Lore-----

whilst I nodded , nearly napping , Suddenly , There came a tapping ,
As of some one gently rapping , Rapping at my chamber door-------

Only this and nothing more-----------!

So's I pulled out my .44 , really , really nothing more.....! Dan-poe..!

This will be my EPITAPH and final absurd post.in this , thee "BEST SAYINGS" Culture , Don joo luv eet.......?

Smart bullets beat down smart phones..........! See Yaa..!

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If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks it need to be changed anyway.

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Mother Teresa;

People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
FORGIVE THEM ANYWAY.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
BE KIND ANYWAY.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies.
SUCCEED ANYWAY.
What you spend years building, someone can destroy overnight.
BUILD ANYWAY.
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
BE HONEST ANYWAY.
If you find happiness, some people may be jealous.
BE HAPPY ANYWAY.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
DO GOOD ANYWAY.
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
GIVE YOUR BEST ANYWAY.

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I have a friend who says, ( cut the light off )

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Measure with a Micrometer
Mark it with a grease pencil
Cut it with an axe
Pound to fit
And paint to match.

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