Give him a feather, and twenty minutes, and that boy'll figure out how to break an anvil.
Not quite smart enough to pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Don't know if it's a saying but it's a proven fact here in Louisiana;A Cajun is the only one that can look at a rice field and tell how much gravy it takes to cover it!
Panties in a wad...........!
Hair of the dog that bit you.........!
The early bird eats thee most "BUCK-SHOT".........!
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last!