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Old 03-06-2013, 01:56 PM   #211
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So's , you ask for rhyme and reason..? Talk to a rock..!







Whoooo..., go catch me breaf , I gots Millions .!
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:59 PM   #212
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Here I sit all broken hearted,
had to shít, but only farted.
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:10 PM   #213
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Here I sit all broken hearted,
had to shít, but only farted.
Profound poetry at it,s best-est........! ^

I shall see my "Professional Guesser" , Doctor today and sees if he can shut if off..!
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Don't piss off the Gunny,,

Never drink the bong water,,

That boy creates more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show,, from our good friend Foghorn Leghorn
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I could eat the a*s end out of a chatty Cathy Doll
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I ain't no rocket surgeon
Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball
If it f__cks, flies or floats, rent it
If cotton were brains, you couldn't make a q-tip
Fart, s__t without the mess
Wisconsin, where men are men and cows are afraid
Not the sharpest tack in the drawer
He ain't got no good inglish know how
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't even blow your nose
If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his ars and make him walk backwards
Do you eat with that mouth?
Does that come natural, or do you have to work at it?
If I had a penny for every good idea I've had, I'd still be broke
You can't get there from here
That boys just a couple fries short of a happy meal
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bust his ass when he hops,,

I'm not like Jesus,, he's a carpenter,, more like a disciple, I 'm a fisherman,

Never met the Devil,, but I married his sister once.

I was in college for a while, but I joined the U.S.M.C to drink professionally,
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:30 PM   #218
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That girl is as pure as the driven slush.....



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its raining harder than a two cu*ted cow p*ssing on a flat rock
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The hurrier you go the behinder you get.
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