1)If you keep moving forward at a high enough rate of speed, you hydroplane right over most of lifes s#!t.
2)High speed, low drag.
3)It is better to let people think your stupid, than to open your mouth and prove them right.
4)A closed mouth gathers no feet.
5)When you get old; 1)Never waste an erection, 2)Don't pass up a bathroom, and 3)Never trust a fart!
6)Too soon old, too late smart.
7)You can spend a life time learning life's lessons, or you can spend $20 per book to read the biographies of great men and women.
8) God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth, you should use them in that ratio.
9)Everybody's got a million excuses, just ask them.
10)If you want to fix the children, fix the parents first.