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Old 03-05-2013, 05:46 AM   #181
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As thee cup run-eth over , so doth my brain....! Hooo Yauh..!
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:40 PM   #182
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"E before O, except after E-I-E-I-O " - Kelly Bundy

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Gas, grass, or ass.
No one rides for free

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1)If you keep moving forward at a high enough rate of speed, you hydroplane right over most of lifes s#!t.
2)High speed, low drag.
3)It is better to let people think your stupid, than to open your mouth and prove them right.
4)A closed mouth gathers no feet.
5)When you get old; 1)Never waste an erection, 2)Don't pass up a bathroom, and 3)Never trust a fart!
6)Too soon old, too late smart.
7)You can spend a life time learning life's lessons, or you can spend $20 per book to read the biographies of great men and women.
8) God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth, you should use them in that ratio.
9)Everybody's got a million excuses, just ask them.
10)If you want to fix the children, fix the parents first.

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Like milking a Bull...!

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Man shall toil in his labors , Whilst , women shall bleed , ......No , but I'd like to some times...........!

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Can't git blood from a rock...........!

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

You can't fix stupid

How can you be two places at once when your not anywhere at all? (from a Firesign Theater album usually referred to as 'All Hail Lennon (John) and Marx (Groucho)" )

The police are not there to cause disorder, they're there to preserve disorder (Mayor Daley during the Chicago riots)

Grass will get you through times of no money, but money will not get you through times of no grass (Freewheelin' Franklin of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)

Slicker'n a sneaker full of snot

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