Hold my beer. Watch this.
Fly like an Eagle.....................
Personality of dirt road.............Divet
That gal would make a train take a dirt road.
Colder than a whore's heart.
Blacker than a witch's clit.
Colder than a witch in a brass bra.
Is a frog's ass water tight?
Tighter than a bull's ass at fly time.
Shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
Butter face. Everything looks good butter face.
Summer teeth. Summer there summer not.
Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
And my own personal favorite--- no offense and none taken.
I was on the telephone with a foreign guy who said that to me once. I have used it daily ever since.
No offense and none taken (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll beat your brains out with a claw hammer"!
You can take a man out of the country but you can't take the country out of a man...........................
More from Dad, "colder than a witches t!t"
"that thing is 2 days older than water"
"If you got to ask you can't afford it"
"colder that the balls on abrass monkey"
"Busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest"
"Busier than a one armed paper hanger"