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Old 03-03-2013, 07:26 PM   #131
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I have a Federal Firearms License, an Explosives License, and a Concealed Handgun License. Do you REALLY want to piss me off?





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Remember that people that have access to heavy equipment can dig big holes very easily and quickly. Consider that before dissing the backhoe operator.
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Here's mud in yur eye,,,,,,,,,!
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Never pick a fight with someone that orders ink by the barrel and paper by the ton

When it is all said & done, more is usually said than done
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:10 PM   #134
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I have a Federal Firearms License, an Explosives License, and a Concealed Handgun License. Do you REALLY want to piss me off?





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Remember that people that have access to heavy equipment can dig big holes very easily and quickly. Consider that before dissing the backhoe operator.
Well actually yes I would and especially around the 4th of JULY.......!!
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:01 PM   #135
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I have a Federal Firearms License, an Explosives License, and a Concealed Handgun License. Do you REALLY want to piss me off?





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Remember that people that have access to heavy equipment can dig big holes very easily and quickly. Consider that before dissing the backhoe operator.
Going to use a version of the second one when my daughter gets old enough to start bringing boys home.
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:05 PM   #136
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My new favorite is from my daughter, she was playing a game on her ipod or some such thing. "why don't I get points for shopping, it is my best thing"

I have no idea what the game was or what you get points for.
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:21 PM   #137
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He puffed up like a toad.
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Here's looking up your old address.
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Didn't know whether to **** or go blind.
I closed one eye and farted.
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:26 PM   #140
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With a friend like you, who needs an enema?
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