best sayings - Page 13
You are Unregistered, please register to use all of the features of FirearmsTalk.com!    
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House > best sayings

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-03-2013, 03:08 PM   #121
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 263
Liked 85 Times on 57 Posts
Likes Given: 15

Default

Hotter'n a half-f'd rat in a wool sock (in July)

If you want job done in the most efficient manner, get a lazy person to do it.

Unless you're the lead (sled) dog, the view never changes

If you see a turtle sitting on a fence post, it's a safe bet he didn't get up there on his own.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those that understand binary and those that don't ...

Keep your boogerhook off the bang switch (I read that here, kept me chuckling for quite a while)

Re-elect Nixon in '72; why change "D!cks" in the middles of a screw?

My grandma used to threaten my brother and I that she'd "wail us 'till we were hindside to" if we didn't start behaving.
scottmac is offline  
2
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 05:11 PM   #122
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
willshoum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Houma, La.,La.
Posts: 5,433
Liked 1932 Times on 1369 Posts
Likes Given: 2183

Default

Go ask your momma......
__________________
For ever Vigilant..... One Shot One Kill.........
willshoum is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 05:12 PM   #123
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
willshoum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Houma, La.,La.
Posts: 5,433
Liked 1932 Times on 1369 Posts
Likes Given: 2183

Default

Go ask your daddy.......
__________________
For ever Vigilant..... One Shot One Kill.........
willshoum is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 05:30 PM   #124
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
dango's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 6,877
Liked 4283 Times on 2383 Posts
Likes Given: 21533

Default

Transvestites...........Never may you trip over your tongue..!
dango is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 06:09 PM   #125
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
Posts: 18,707
Liked 9209 Times on 5058 Posts
Likes Given: 74

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by scottmac View Post
If you see a turtle sitting on a fence post, it's a safe bet he didn't get up there on his own.
I freaking love it.
trip286 is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 06:26 PM   #126
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Daoust_Nat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Orlando,Florida
Posts: 2,195
Liked 1318 Times on 643 Posts
Likes Given: 81

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by locutus View Post
Colder than a mother-in-laws love
I always liked; "Colder then a mother-in-law's kiss"
__________________
A bad day at the range is better then a good day on the job!
Daoust_Nat is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 06:28 PM   #127
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Daoust_Nat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Orlando,Florida
Posts: 2,195
Liked 1318 Times on 643 Posts
Likes Given: 81

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by boatme98 View Post
Keep your stick on the ice.
Love, used it and usually followed it with; "you are playing hockey, not badmitton!"

Got cut too many times by kids with cages swinging their sticks around at face level!
__________________
A bad day at the range is better then a good day on the job!
Daoust_Nat is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 06:39 PM   #128
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Daoust_Nat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Orlando,Florida
Posts: 2,195
Liked 1318 Times on 643 Posts
Likes Given: 81

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by F4U View Post
With apologies to the ladies present, dad used to tell us boys " if it has t!ts or tires you are going to have trouble with it"
I had an old spinster Irish Aunt that used to say to the young girls; "Girls, if it has tires or testicles you are going to have trouble with it!"

Her single old brother, who she shared a house with used to take his cigar our of his mouth, push his fedora up his forehead and say; "women, if it wasn't for the screwing there would be a bounty on them!"

They were in their 80s when they dies a couple of weeks apart.
__________________
A bad day at the range is better then a good day on the job!
Daoust_Nat is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 06:40 PM   #129
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Buckeyeborn's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Union City,CA
Posts: 169
Liked 32 Times on 22 Posts

Default

Lead , follow or get the $&@" out of the way
Buckeyeborn is offline  
2
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2013, 06:45 PM   #130
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Daoust_Nat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Orlando,Florida
Posts: 2,195
Liked 1318 Times on 643 Posts
Likes Given: 81

Default

This ain't my first rodeo!

That wasn't a foul (often heard on a soccer pitch)

Some village short an idiot was just here looking for you!
__________________
A bad day at the range is better then a good day on the job!
Daoust_Nat is offline  
dango Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes




Newest Threads

Ria