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Old 06-08-2009, 06:58 PM   #11
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Nothing but John Wayne toilet paper here. It's rough, tough and takes crap from nobody.
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Old 06-08-2009, 10:55 PM   #12
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S###house tennis
(pic of tennis ball)............................................. ...........(pic of tennis ball)
Look_right________________________________________ ________look_left
Tact;The ability to tell a man to go to he11 and make him feel happy to be on his way.
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Old 06-08-2009, 11:33 PM   #13
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My last tour here in Iraq, I visited MANY porta-johns. I read so many hilarious quips I was going to write a book:

Port-a-John Prophecies
Plaigarisms from the porta-potties

Here were some of the many entries I remember:

1. Seen outside the base commander's office: "I've got so much brass up my ass I could fart the Star Spangled Banner"

2. Written real small in the bottom corner: "If you can read this, you are $hitting at a 45 degree angle"

3a. Written just above the TP dispenser: "Re-enlistment Forms"

3b. Written just below the TP dispenser: "Oops, I dropped my brown pen."

4. Seen at the inbound side of the airport in Kuwait: "Ladies, enjoy it while you can, because in a year, you're gonna be ugly, again."

I really wish my laptop from that deployment didn't crash... I had a little more than a hundred of these collected.
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