My last tour here in Iraq, I visited MANY porta-johns. I read so many hilarious quips I was going to write a book:
Plaigarisms from the porta-potties
Here were some of the many entries I remember:
1. Seen outside the base commander's office: "I've got so much brass up my ass I could fart the Star Spangled Banner"
2. Written real small in the bottom corner: "If you can read this, you are $hitting at a 45 degree angle"
3a. Written just above the TP dispenser: "Re-enlistment Forms"
3b. Written just below the TP dispenser: "Oops, I dropped my brown pen."
4. Seen at the inbound side of the airport in Kuwait: "Ladies, enjoy it while you can, because in a year, you're gonna be ugly, again."
I really wish my laptop from that deployment didn't crash... I had a little more than a hundred of these collected.