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Old 06-08-2009, 12:36 PM   #1
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Default Best porta jon graffiti

Inspired by the "other terms used for taking a dump" thread
What is the best graffiti you remember from a porta jon? OK, gotta keep it clean (so to speak).

Laughed so hard at this one:

"Here I sit, my a$$ cheeks a flexin, givin' birth to another Texan"

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Old 06-08-2009, 12:54 PM   #2
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Porta JOHN, Terms for a Dump, I now after 60 years understand the terms tolet humor, and $****house poet.

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Here I sit, tired and dirty, think I'll sh*t untill 3:30

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Stand back far, pi$$ real hard because the crabs in here can jump a yard.

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Some people come here to sit and think.

Some people come here to sh1t and stink.

Some people come here to play with their ba11s.

But me, I’m here to write on the walls.

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Inspired by the "other terms used for taking a dump" thread
What is the best graffiti you remember from a porta jon? OK, gotta keep it clean (so to speak).

Laughed so hard at this one:

"Here I sit, my a$$ cheeks a flexin, givin' birth to another Texan"
I feel honored to have inspired such a thread! In my current line of work I do not frequent public restrooms but I will be sure to keep an eye out for anything post worthy.
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Those who write on sh1t house walls
Roll their sh1t in tiny balls
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Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to sh*t but only farted
Yesterday I took a chance
I tried to fart, but sh*t my pants

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