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hillbilly68 06-08-2009 11:36 AM

Best porta jon graffiti
 
Inspired by the "other terms used for taking a dump" thread
What is the best graffiti you remember from a porta jon? OK, gotta keep it clean (so to speak).

Laughed so hard at this one:

"Here I sit, my a$$ cheeks a flexin, givin' birth to another Texan"

bobbyb13 06-08-2009 11:54 AM

Good Grief
 
Porta JOHN, Terms for a Dump, I now after 60 years understand the terms tolet humor, and $****house poet.

dukech1 06-08-2009 12:28 PM

Here I sit, tired and dirty, think I'll sh*t untill 3:30

skullcrusher 06-08-2009 12:35 PM

Stand back far, pi$$ real hard because the crabs in here can jump a yard.

AcidFlashGordon 06-08-2009 01:40 PM

Don't drink the pretty blue water....

Jo da Plumbr 06-08-2009 01:49 PM

Some people come here to sit and think.

Some people come here to sh1t and stink.

Some people come here to play with their ba11s.

But me, Iím here to write on the walls.

spittinfire 06-08-2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hillbilly68 (Post 114526)
Inspired by the "other terms used for taking a dump" thread
What is the best graffiti you remember from a porta jon? OK, gotta keep it clean (so to speak).

Laughed so hard at this one:

"Here I sit, my a$$ cheeks a flexin, givin' birth to another Texan"

I feel honored to have inspired such a thread! In my current line of work I do not frequent public restrooms but I will be sure to keep an eye out for anything post worthy.

dunerunner 06-08-2009 03:27 PM

Those who write on sh1t house walls
Roll their sh1t in tiny balls
Those who read those word of wit
Eat those tiny balls of sh1t

user4 06-08-2009 03:30 PM

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to sh*t but only farted
Yesterday I took a chance
I tried to fart, but sh*t my pants

Dillinger 06-08-2009 03:31 PM

What are you looking up here for? The joke's in your hand....


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