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Old 09-23-2012, 08:11 PM   #11
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I came home early from work one day and entered the house , the wife did not hear me come in because she was deeply ingoessed in cybersexing. I walked up behind her and saw what she was doing then said doesn't that keyboard hurt in there? She jumped with a start and composed herself then said "No there is plenty of room" At which I said "your not telling me anything new"

I have not had sex sense
Now that is funny right there
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Old 09-23-2012, 08:23 PM   #12
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I had a friend who was not retarded but just a little slow and did not understand some concepts in life. He and I were at a club in Louisville one Friday night and he asked the female sitting at the table next to us if she would like to go out on a date. She said that she had an associate degree from Spenserian collage and was to good for him. So he asked me what that meant and I said, “it just means she is a $2.25 Ho, instead of a regular $2.00 Ho.” She got pissed and wanted to start a fight right there, so I said OK, OK, your worth $2.50 instead”
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Nah she scared me to death, I wasn't even old enough to drink at the time.


Lucky escape i think.
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We where in The Grafton Rooms in Liverpool, look it up a well known grab a granny night. At 17 anything over 25 was a granny. My mate Lol approached a very fit looking 30 year old lady and asked her to dance. She replied ( I don't dance with kids, his instant reply was. Sorry miss did not know you where pregnant just thought you where a little over weight.
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We have a 75 year old friend that ran her own construction and trucking business with 50 Tractors many years ago. It was a hell of an accomplishment for a woman with a 6th grade education. She often butchers the English language but we all let it pass because shes earned the respect of a early Woman Entrepreneur.

One day at the beginning of Fall, we were chatting about the Geese flying south and noted the Hummingbirds seemed to disappear about the same time but their little wings must make it hard to fly so far. Betty chimed in and said with a completely straight face, "The Hummingbirds ride down south on the the backs of the Geese". She was completely serious and none of us batted an eye, funny as hell....
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Nah she scared me to death, I wasn't even old enough to drink at the time.
So that made you what, 15?
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"Howz about you and me stepping out, sweet thing?"

"Sorry- I never date outside of my species."



"I'm pretty sure we've met before..."

"Yes, we probably have. I work at the free VD clinic downtown."




"I'll bet I could put a smile on your face."

"If you leave now, you will."



"Where have you been all my life?"

"For most of it, I was not born yet."



"You're everything I look for in a woman."

What? Above room temperature?"
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Wasn't exactly trying to pick up the chick in question,but I was eyeing a pair of shoes in a store once,and I asked if they had them in a size 15 or a 14 wide,her peppy was sorry we only sell human sizes here
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Wasn't exactly trying to pick up the chick in question,but I was eyeing a pair of shoes in a store once,and I asked if they had them in a size 15 or a 14 wide,her peppy was sorry we only sell human sizes here
Which store boy , Pops will take care of that shoe floosy.
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One day at the beginning of Fall, we were chatting about the Geese flying south and noted the Hummingbirds seemed to disappear about the same time but their little wings must make it hard to fly so far. Betty chimed in and said with a completely straight face, "The Hummingbirds ride down south on the the backs of the Geese". She was completely serious and none of us batted an eye, funny as hell....
The hummingbird-geese thing is true. I just google, not true but I have always heard the myth too!
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