Originally Posted by opaww
The day my ex-wife left I am celabrating.
We threw a big party for a Navy friend of mine on the day his x-wife died.
He was really happy.
This babe had divorced him, gotten alimony, and was living with a guy whom she could not afford to marry, so they just shacked up, and were living off my Navy buddy's alimony.
When she finally died, that crap (reminiscent of Thomas Crapper) finally ended.
It was a great party with lots of toasts!