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Old 05-16-2010, 11:00 PM   #11
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Dress up like a girl and apply for housekeeping, you will get more than an Autograph.
He is INNOCENT!!
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I called Steven, (we were in Scouts together) and got an autograph for you.

Now will you go back on your meds?

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Old 05-16-2010, 11:21 PM   #13
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Is that real?
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Benny, would the 'ol canester fool you. Benny's New Autograph Campaign - The Club House

Now just go to the medicine cabinet and get the bottle labeled Lithium (Li+), take out two.......no.....make it three pills and take them.

All will be better in 35 minutes. And continue to take them just like it says on the label. Benny's New Autograph Campaign - The Club House
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Ya know, I'm a little tired of everyone telling me I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm Steven Seagal. I mean, I'm a FAN of Steven Seagal.
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Epic is in the spirit of the forum, not in the mind of the OP. Stick with me, brother and epicness can once again reign supreme here. We had the chance, but it seems that I drug it on too long and it overextended the realm of retention.

Perhaps a bout with epicness in the Bunker will bring you back into the plane of normalcy?

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Benning at this rate maybe you should lower your sights then work your way up the martial art movie food chain.

I bet you can get at least 2 of the 3 ninjas to send you an autograph.
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Mea culpa; Sorry Benny, I thought I could pull one over on ya by giving you my signed copy. You're just too smart for me!

So......I walked over to Steven's house and had him sign one just for you.

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Offer to do some work in New Orleans. See Bourbon St. Get in trouble. Call the county boys.
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Here it is. Just print it out.
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