Since Mr. Norris doesn't care at all about his #1 fan, I've started a dedicated "win or die" campaign.
Steven Seagal is the man.
This is gonna be a little more intense than my Norris campaign.
I'm gonna log a diary of events, there will be a couple SM giveaways, and I'm starting a 1911 fund.
This will run 120 days. If I don't have an autograph from Mr. Seagal in that time, I'm retiring from the forum.
I will resume my Japanese language studies, I'm shaving in about 5 minutes, and growing a ponytail.
It's going to get a little strange, so bear with me.