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Old 05-16-2010, 05:22 PM   #1
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Default Benny's New Autograph Campaign

Since Mr. Norris doesn't care at all about his #1 fan, I've started a dedicated "win or die" campaign.

Steven Seagal is the man.

This is gonna be a little more intense than my Norris campaign.

I'm gonna log a diary of events, there will be a couple SM giveaways, and I'm starting a 1911 fund.

This will run 120 days. If I don't have an autograph from Mr. Seagal in that time, I'm retiring from the forum.

I will resume my Japanese language studies, I'm shaving in about 5 minutes, and growing a ponytail.

It's going to get a little strange, so bear with me.

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Old 05-16-2010, 05:27 PM   #2
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Benning....It's been strange for about a week! I think you should get a visit from both Mr. Seagal and Mr. Norris, get your fan fix and hopefully, return to normal!

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If I don't, at least this has epic potential. We haven't had epic in awhile.

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Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?

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Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?
Mock me, little man.

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Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?
I vote for this one.
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Benning, forget both of those loser. For a small fee and your own SASE I'll send you my autograph. You will be happier in the long run, I promise.

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If I don't, at least this has epic potential. We haven't had epic in awhile.
Since FTF Squares?
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Dress up like a girl and apply for housekeeping, you will get more than an Autograph.

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Where have YOU been?
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