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Benning Boy 05-16-2010 05:22 PM

Benny's New Autograph Campaign
 
Since Mr. Norris doesn't care at all about his #1 fan, I've started a dedicated "win or die" campaign.

Steven Seagal is the man.

This is gonna be a little more intense than my Norris campaign.

I'm gonna log a diary of events, there will be a couple SM giveaways, and I'm starting a 1911 fund.

This will run 120 days. If I don't have an autograph from Mr. Seagal in that time, I'm retiring from the forum.

I will resume my Japanese language studies, I'm shaving in about 5 minutes, and growing a ponytail.

It's going to get a little strange, so bear with me.:eek:

dunerunner 05-16-2010 05:27 PM

Benning....It's been strange for about a week! I think you should get a visit from both Mr. Seagal and Mr. Norris, get your fan fix and hopefully, return to normal!

Benning Boy 05-16-2010 05:37 PM

If I don't, at least this has epic potential. We haven't had epic in awhile.

Gojubrian 05-16-2010 05:44 PM

Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?

Benning Boy 05-16-2010 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gojubrian (Post 285737)
Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?

Mock me, little man.

ATEMI!!!!:eek:

spittinfire 05-16-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gojubrian (Post 285737)
Sure you don't want an autograph by Dr.Phil complete with a visit?

I vote for this one.

hunter Joe 05-16-2010 10:14 PM

Benning, forget both of those loser. For a small fee and your own SASE I'll send you my autograph. You will be happier in the long run, I promise.

falseharmonix 05-16-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 285729)
If I don't, at least this has epic potential. We haven't had epic in awhile.

Since FTF Squares?

Shihan 05-16-2010 10:52 PM

Dress up like a girl and apply for housekeeping, you will get more than an Autograph.:D

Benning Boy 05-16-2010 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by falseharmonix (Post 285859)
Since FTF Squares?

Where have YOU been?


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