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Old 07-28-2009, 10:56 PM   #51
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Borcht? (bring it back around, bro)
I almost took it in a direction that I finally decided was not a productive way to go. I wanted to bring it back around, but good and common sense dictated my tongue be restricted.
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Why do Americans obsess about sausage? Cousin Benning has some strange friends!

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Why do Americans obsess about sausage? Cousin Benning has some strange friends!

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I'm not sure it is so much about the sausages rather than the body shaving.
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lol, this is hillarious, no offense klaus but i cant read your post without picturing BORAT and i know its not the same place but the english reads the same lol. look forward to more laughs, welcome
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Ja Ja, my English is not the great, but I am beautiful and angular, and your women love me.

Of course, the only way I would kiss an American woman is if I had scheiss in my mouth and couldn't find a napkin.

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Ja Ja, my English is not the great, but I am beautiful and angular, and your women love me.

Of course, the only way I would kiss an American woman is if I had scheiss in my mouth and couldn't find a napkin.

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I don't see how this is any different from we American males' ideals.

Benning, this is hilarious. I would love to collaborate with you!
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I think I detect a HUGE put-on here. I think BB is pulling our collective leg!

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I spotted it from the 1st page. Still funny though.
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tough to read, but damn funny so far, keep it coming klaus
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