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Old 12-03-2009, 04:34 PM   #1
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Default Benning is Going Rogue!!!!

She was in town. I missed it.

I'm not pleased.

Nor am I thwarted.

I WILL meet her, and I WILL get an autographed copy of that book!!

I'm launching a multi-pronged campaign to draw enough attention to myself that the world will notice.

I'm rehearsing my dance number and polishing my rapping skills to mock "Obama Girl", and emerge as "Palin Boy".

I'm trying to contract a horrible disease, all in the hopes that I can get in the Make-a-Wish program, and meet Sarah and get a copy of that book before I succumb to my disorder.

If there isn't a fan club, then dammit, I'm starting one.

I'm sure there's an avatar day in there somewhere.

Am I typing out loud?

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I think it's a great idea! If you need my assistance, just let me know.

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Maybe Santa will leave you a Sarah Palin inflatable doll under your...



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At the bookstore, there I hover
Staring at that Newsweek cover

There is nothing she can't do
Governor, and runner, too

Jealousy, I haven't mastered
Hannity, you lucky b@$t@rd

Tell me how it came to be
Interview, and book for free

Now I'm mad, and typing sloppy
Somehow I will get a copy

Letterman, he gives her $#!t
Then bangs his staff, that hypocrite

Made this thread, and made you look
Somehow I will get that book

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At the bookstore, there I hover
Staring at that Newsweek cover

There is nothing she can't do
Governor, and runner, too

Jealousy, I haven't mastered
Hannity, you lucky b@$t@rd

Tell me how it came to be
Interview, and book for free

Now I'm mad, and typing sloppy
Somehow I will get a copy

Letterman, he gives her $#!t
Then bangs his staff, that hypocrite

Made this thread, and made you look
Somehow I will get that book


Write her a love poem Benny.

She may not respond but at least you'll get on the stalker list.
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It's not like that. I look at her, and I see Liberty.

And she shoots.

And she doesn't have big ears and a hidden Communist agenda.

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It's not like that. I look at her, and I see Liberty.

And she shoots.

And she doesn't have big ears and a hidden Communist agenda.
I'd let her pound my gavel.
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There could never be anything between us. I'm happily married, and it would ruin my shot at that VP slot.

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Just heard on the radio about people camping out 24 hours in advance to bask in her radiance.

And yet, I can still get tickets for KISS with no wait.

She's so awesome.

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and it would ruin my shot at that VP slot.
I see what you did there...
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