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Old 11-06-2010, 11:25 PM   #21
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How can you tell when your wife is dead?

The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.

OOOH!

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Old 11-06-2010, 11:29 PM   #22
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How can you tell when your wife is dead?

The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.

OOOH!
Because I am woman Shihan is in lala land because he hasn't gotten anything oh and the dishes are all clean lol!!
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Women are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

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I sense a dry spell in Shi's future.

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I’m not against Women – not as often as I’d like to be.

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Because she is woman...I will tolerate the occasional theft of the TV remote batteries and sacrifice my TV time, all for her personal pleasure.....just as long as I can watch.

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Because she is woman...I will tolerate the occasional theft of the TV remote batteries and sacrifice my TV time, all for her personal pleasure.....just as long as I can watch.
Because I am a woman I really like that!!!!!
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Because I'm a man, I think all women should be more like Jack's woman and RSG!!

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Old 11-07-2010, 02:45 AM   #29
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[QUOTE=RugerShootinGal;381730]Because I am woman CA357 I need someone to PMS because I am gonna scare the s*** out of Shihan!!!!
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Because I am a woman and we help each other out I will help RSG in any way I can to scare the **** out of Shihan. RSG, you chase him out the door with the shotgun and I'll be waiting in the front yard with my .357 magnum.

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Because I am woman Winds you have a deal!!!! Sounds perfect

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