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Because you're a woman, I will always keep in mind that PMS means "Pass my Shotgun".
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“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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11-06-2010, 09:19 PM
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11-06-2010, 10:20 PM
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Because I am woman CA357 I need someone to PMS because I am gonna scare the s*** out of Shihan!!!! Because I am woman I got some well needed time to myself today with no questions asked. Because I am woman I feel strong and smart and secure enough in my womanhood to watch a chic flick and cry!! Because I am woman I feel I can conquer anything that gets in my way when it comes to protecting my children!!! Because I am woman I feel you guys are great to support this thread!!! 
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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
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11-06-2010, 10:24 PM
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Nom nom nom nom nom
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Originally Posted by RugerShootinGal
Because I am a woman everyone can hear me ROAR
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Because I am a woman I can have a beautiful garden and mow the lawn.
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Because I am a woman, I have to do twice as many of the men
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Each and every one of these sounds like my kind of woman!
not to mention great fodder for the Fruedian Slips thread 
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11-06-2010, 10:32 PM
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Take heed men, when the Devil cannot reach us through the spirit...he uses a beautiful woman to reach us through the flesh.
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11-06-2010, 10:50 PM
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Because you're women, Shihan should run for dear life, and I'll wait under a desk until it's over...
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11-06-2010, 11:02 PM
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Because you're women, Shihan should run for dear life, and I'll wait under a desk until it's over...
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Ha, sorry Shihan but that was funny.
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11-06-2010, 11:13 PM
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Because you're women, Shihan should run for dear life, and I'll wait under a desk until it's over...
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Because I am woman Daggle you are correct!!! Oh yeah and being under the desk is a great idea!!
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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
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ain't skeered
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11-06-2010, 11:17 PM
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in 2 weeks."
"Why Not?"
"I don't like to interupt her."
"HA, HA, HA, HA, HA."
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11-06-2010, 11:21 PM
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What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Nothing much, but you can't help smile when they tumble down the stairs.
OOOH!
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