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Old 11-06-2010, 08:34 PM   #11
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Because you're a woman, I will always keep in mind that PMS means "Pass my Shotgun".

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Because I am woman CA357 I need someone to PMS because I am gonna scare the s*** out of Shihan!!!! Because I am woman I got some well needed time to myself today with no questions asked. Because I am woman I feel strong and smart and secure enough in my womanhood to watch a chic flick and cry!! Because I am woman I feel I can conquer anything that gets in my way when it comes to protecting my children!!! Because I am woman I feel you guys are great to support this thread!!!

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Because I am a woman everyone can hear me ROAR
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Because I am a woman I can have a beautiful garden and mow the lawn.
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Because I am a woman, I have to do twice as many of the men
Each and every one of these sounds like my kind of woman!


not to mention great fodder for the Fruedian Slips thread
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Take heed men, when the Devil cannot reach us through the spirit...he uses a beautiful woman to reach us through the flesh.

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Because you're women, Shihan should run for dear life, and I'll wait under a desk until it's over...

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Because you're women, Shihan should run for dear life, and I'll wait under a desk until it's over...
Ha, sorry Shihan but that was funny.
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Because I am woman Daggle you are correct!!! Oh yeah and being under the desk is a great idea!!
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in 2 weeks."

"Why Not?"

"I don't like to interupt her."

"HA, HA, HA, HA, HA."

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Nothing much, but you can't help smile when they tumble down the stairs.

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