Bacon Spam?!?! Okay, that's just wrong. They may both have started from a pig, but bacon and spam is like filet mignon and head cheese.
And on the subject of bacon...
“Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.” - Dean Koontz
STI Eagle (2), STI Trojan (2), STI Edge, STI Guardian, STI Sentinel, STI VIP, STI Ranger, STI Tactical 4.0, STI Rogue, STI Escort, 1943 Remington Rand 1911A1