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Old 05-19-2011, 04:32 AM   #1
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Default Australian Tourism Board Presents......

G'Day!!

Let me welcome you to Beautiful Australia!!!

My name is Goana Dundee!

Let me take you on a journey to the land of Koalas and Olivia Newton-John....

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Old 05-19-2011, 04:34 AM   #2
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We'll discuss day-care during your stay....

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Oh, and one other thing.....

CRITTERS LESS THAN A CENTIMETER LONG.........



Very little is known about the life cycle and venom of Irukandji jellyfish. This is partly because they are too small and sufficiently fragile to require special handling and containment.[1] Its venom is very powerful, 100 times as potent as that of a cobra, and 1000 times as potent as that of a tarantula.

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Of course, not everything is tiny.....



The pictures showed how a hungry Nephila caught a finch called the Chestnut-breasted Mannikin on its web and ate it! The spider's venom decomposes the tissues and she literally "drinks" its prey through its small mouth. These pictures were proven to be real. This gluttonous spider couldn't finish the whole thing and probably had a stomach ache of eating so much.

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Crikey, look at this brute....


Aboriginal children will throw good sized rocks at a king brown until its back is broken. These snakes are too big and too dangerous to approach with a shovel or the like. A shot gun might be used to kill them if they are in a house or about a garden.

Notice they say a shotgun "MIGHT" kill him...

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Notice they say a shotgun "MIGHT" kill him...
WTF?

I'm glad there's an ocean between here and there.
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Hi, Quokka Dundee here, Goanna's cousin.

See this bloke?

He's called the platypus, looks cute huh?

He lulls you into complacency because his neurotoxic spurs don't directly kill humans most of the time. Don't be fooled; you'd beg for death. All human victims of Platypus stings suffer immediate hyperalgesia (clinical hypersensitivity to any sensation of pain) for weeks or even months after the sting.

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This is a bull shark:

This is a salt-water crocodile with a 4ft bull shark:


Be afraid. Be very VERY afraid

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