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Old 03-23-2011, 11:48 PM   #21
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QFT! You'll end up sliced from arsehole to breakfast time, you definitely do not want to go hand-to-hand with those things!

Sssshhhhhhhhh!!! This could make for the next 38 million hit Youtube sensation.

Tell you what Jester, I'll make it $2000 and I will personally put a hair shaving edge on your field knife of choice that will boggle your mind.

Ask Benning about the edge I put on his new field blade.
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Sssshhhhhhhhh!!! This could make for the next 38 million hit Youtube sensation.

Tell you what Jester, I'll make it $2000 and I will personally put a hair shaving edge on your field knife of choice that will boggle your mind.

Ask Benning about the edge I put on his new field blade.
Ahahaha sorry mate, I didn't think of it like that!

No worries Court, I'll be there with my video camera for documentary purposes only **



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Sssshhhhhhhhh!!! This could make for the next 38 million hit Youtube sensation.

Tell you what Jester, I'll make it $2000 and I will personally put a hair shaving edge on your field knife of choice that will boggle your mind.

Ask Benning about the edge I put on his new field blade.
I'll throw $20.00 in.
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Wow! I didn't know eucalyptus had hooves.

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I'm your huckleberry.

Let me get this straight.

If I take a roo, with a knife, I get $2020, is that correct?

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I can vouch for the $20.00. Further more, if you hop around wearing only the roo skin, a party hat and swim fins, I'll through in an extra 50 cents.

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.Everything in Australia will kill you. You can't put underwear on without shaking it first.Eff dat.
Sorry BB but I think you are going about this with the wrong mindset. Take it from a guy who has spent most of his life destroying nature in one form or another, stay out of the boonies!

Pick an excellent hotel with a casino nearby, in a large city and enjoy the ambience!

To begin with, its not the roos down there. The one in the picture with my granddaughter was downright friendly. Its the Mimes, gotta watch out for the mimes. Man I hate mimes! If it hadn't been for the grandkids hollering "don't kill it gramps", I would have taken this one out di di quick. Would have looked good stuffed, hanging over my mantle too. I mean come-on, how many do you see? Who do you know that has one? I think I've only ever seen two and they were the much less desirable American Mimes. Of course It might have been a pain to get him past customs!



Find a good pub with live music, plenty of adult beverages and kick back. Beats the snot out of wrestling a croc or trying to be buddies with a sting ray.

Oh, and the number one thing on your itinerary while down there should be to conduct a few hours of business. That way you can write off most of the cost. Remember! the IRS is your FRIEND. Ken
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I'm your huckleberry.

Let me get this straight.

If I take a roo, with a knife, I get $2020, is that correct?
Well this was offered to the guy who just wanted to go to Australia merely to hunt Kangaroos.

But if you want to take a run at a 'Roo with a knife, I think you might need some counseling. That thing will tear a human being apart.
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