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zhuk 01-25-2010 09:53 PM

Australia Day
 
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Our (kind of) National Day...where we celebrate the landing of a boatload of England's finest thieves, swindlers and assorted other criminal refuse on our fair shores :D


But maybe it shouldn't really be January 26...as this makes a good case for Feb 6 aka "The Foundation Orgy":


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If Australians are to commemorate anything to do with the First Fleet landing, then surely it is the events of February 6, 1788. This date amounts to Australia's first public, though unofficial, holiday.

It was on this day that the womenfolk, 189 of the total of 732 convicts, first set foot on Australian soil. Many of the women had been dispatched to penal servitude in Australia for prostitution or minor thefts. Most had been transported on The Lady Penrhyn, the vessel on which Arthur Bowes-Smyth served as surgeon.

Bowes-Smyth wrote of the feverish scenes as the ladies made landfall:

"They were dressed in general very clean and some few amongst them might said to be well dressed. The men convicts got to them very soon after they landed, and it is beyond my abilities to give a just description of the scene of debauchery and riot that ensued that night."

lol

Yeah that seems more uh, appropropriate somehow :p



I was glad to see that the SAS Trooper who won the VC was awarded "Young Australian of the Year"...now that's well deserved. What he did was balls-to-the-wall bravery worthy of the highest honour.

Thank god it wasn't a bloody cricketer this time!


For bravery under enemy attack in Afghanistan


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DAN OAKES


January 26, 2010


WHEN Trooper Mark Donaldson, VC, urges Australians to consider how lucky they are, he speaks with a great deal of authority.

The Special Air Services trooper was named Young Australian of the Year last night, a year after winning the Victoria Cross, the armed forces' highest honour, for bravery shown on the battlefield in Afghanistan.

''I think we've lost sight of the good things in life,'' Trooper Donaldson told the Herald as he stood on the front lawn of Parliament House.

''We've got it pretty good here, and we shouldn't forget that.''

Trooper Donaldson became the 96th Australian Victoria Cross winner after exposing himself to enemy fire to draw it away from trapped and wounded comrades.

On September 2, 2008, the 30-year-old was travelling in a combined Afghan, US and Australian convoy through Oruzgan province in Afghanistan when insurgents sprang an ambush, pinning the patrol down with machine-guns and rocket-propelled grenades.

Trooper Donaldson ran from one position of cover to another, engaging the attackers and, in the words of the citation, ''bought enough time for those wounded to be moved to relative safety''.

When the patrol was able to extract itself, the vehicles were so full of wounded troops that able-bodied soldiers, including Trooper Donaldson, were forced to run alongside them.

But Trooper Donaldson spotted a severely injured Afghan interpreter lying on the ground and ran 80 metres across exposed ground to rescue the man, then took him back to a vehicle and performed first aid on him, before re-entering the fight.

Trooper Donaldson said the year since he won the Victoria Cross had brought an increased workload, but that was something he welcomed.


Mark Donaldson, VC | Young Australian of the Year | Afghanistan

skullcrusher 01-25-2010 10:01 PM

Well, Happy Aussie Day to our much beloved friends down under. :D

Also, a blessing for Trooper Donaldson for his bravery and service. Many do not know that Australia has been the US's best ally for many, many years.

Cheers, Zhuk and have a Fosters and a prawn for me! :D

canebrake 01-25-2010 10:11 PM

Woot zhuk!

zhuk 01-25-2010 10:18 PM

Many thanks, skull!


Believe me, I'd be knocking em back today along with the rest of the population if I could drink...guess I'll just have to be content to watch the drunken antics of friends :D

Discovered 'Foundation Orgy Day' is even more appropriate...it was the start of the great aussie tradition of "taking a sickie":

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So there you have it. Forget the earnest flag raising ceremonies and proclamations on behalf of King George III. Australian settlement really began with a rum-fuelled orgy. That night only two hundred of the six hundred convicts on work details bothered to turn up for duty. A grand time was had by all.

Remarkably, the events of February 6, 1788 bear a stunning similarity to the type of celebration Australians enjoy on Australia Day now.

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locals in their native habitat :p

dunerunner 01-25-2010 10:22 PM

Happy Australia Day Zhuk!!

Congrats and heart felt thanks to Special Air Services trooper Donaldson on his courage, bravery and his receiving the Victoria Cross!

I'll hoist a couple pints of Pale Ale in honor of both!!

Dillinger 01-25-2010 11:06 PM

Great stories zhuk! Happy Australia Day my brother! And good luck on Feb 6th repeating history. :D

JD

CA357 01-25-2010 11:16 PM

Congratulations!

Gojubrian 01-25-2010 11:38 PM

Happy Australia day!!

zhuk 01-25-2010 11:39 PM

Thanks my esteemed forum brothers! Will do my best to celebrate any way I can.


Now please guys, no one take this the wrong way...far be it for me to cast any aspersions on your great & wonderful country :D but there's definately something to be said for being settled by a bunch of rum-swilling, debauched felons rather than religious puritans :p

But maybe that's just my inevitably debased upbringing lol

IGETEVEN 01-26-2010 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by zhuk (Post 218540)
Thanks my esteemed forum brothers! Will do my best to celebrate any way I can.


Now please guys, no one take this the wrong way...far be it for me to cast any aspersions on your great & wonderful country :D but there's definitely something to be said for being settled by a bunch of rum-swilling, debauched felons rather than religious puritans. :p

But maybe that's just my inevitably debased upbringing lol


Well apparently sir, you have not met my ancestors. Half was already here before the religious puritans showed up and the other half showed up here to get away from religious puritans, starvation and them damn, pesky Leprechauns. :p

Happy Aussie Day brother Zhuk!! :D

Congrats, much respect and admiration and big thanks to Special Air Services trooper Donaldson for his bravery, selflessness and dedication. HOOAHH!!

Jack


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