Three explorers; one English, one French and one Australian were tracking through the Amazon when they were captured by the native headhunters of the area. They were taken back to the camp by the river and were told by the chief, "Each of you will die today, but being the honourable people we are, we will allow each of you to choose the way in which to be killed".
After some deliberation the Englishman requests a pistol.
"Long Live the Queen!" he cries before shooting himself in the head.
The Frenchman and the Australian watch in horror as the headhunters skin his body and use it to make a raft.
The Frenchman requests a dagger and yells "Viva Le France!" before garrotting himself. Once again the Aussie looks on as the headhunters skin the body and make him into a raft.
After some thought the Australian asks for a fork. The headhunters are bewildered but oblige and hand the explorer the fork. Grabbing it and immediately starting to wildly stab himself all over the Australian laughs manically So much for your fcuking boat!