They will stretch that far.
Guess atomic wedgie can be removed from the urban dictionary as its been accepted in official government lexicon.
Wonder when the first death by dirty sanchez is gonna happen.
"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." L. Neil Smith
The problem with being stupid is you cannot simply decide to stop doing dumb things...