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Old 01-29-2014, 01:09 PM   #1
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I was next in line to a large woman at the coffee shop, and that's what she ordered! Turned my head... There were salt bagels on the rack.

Right on, I was thinking, carbs and salt in one package. This bagel'll get ya! "Now only 3.99 with a Bloomberg soda"...... Whaaat!?

I don't know were it goes from there, but dreaming of a Gun Nuts Glossary of Terms. Like the redneck dictionary by J Foxsworthy.



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What do you call it when a CCW drops to the floor of a public toilet? Poor pucker timing? I don't know...



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Wiener meets Holder... Oh shut up
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