I was next in line to a large woman at the coffee shop, and that's what she ordered! Turned my head... There were salt bagels on the rack.
Right on, I was thinking, carbs and salt in one package. This bagel'll get ya! "Now only 3.99 with a Bloomberg soda"...... Whaaat!?
I don't know were it goes from there, but dreaming of a Gun Nuts Glossary of Terms. Like the redneck dictionary by J Foxsworthy.