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Mercator 01-29-2014 01:09 PM

Assault bagel
 
I was next in line to a large woman at the coffee shop, and that's what she ordered! Turned my head... There were salt bagels on the rack.

Right on, I was thinking, carbs and salt in one package. This bagel'll get ya! "Now only 3.99 with a Bloomberg soda"...... Whaaat!?

I don't know were it goes from there, but dreaming of a Gun Nuts Glossary of Terms. Like the redneck dictionary by J Foxsworthy.

orangello 01-29-2014 07:26 PM

What do you call it when a CCW drops to the floor of a public toilet? Poor pucker timing? I don't know...

Mercator 01-29-2014 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by orangello (Post 1494405)
What do you call it when a CCW drops to the floor of a public toilet? Poor pucker timing? I don't know...

Wiener meets Holder... Oh shut up :D

rockratt 01-30-2014 02:27 AM

Wiener, Holder for President!!!!Not....:D

Mercator 01-30-2014 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rockratt (Post 1494626)
Wiener, Holder for President!!!!Not....:D

we already had one. (Flashback!!....)


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