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I would appreciate if you would stop by, and cut his little toe off for posting that freaking spider thread.:eek: Do it slow.

Dang bobby, it's just a spider....

You're right, cut both little toes off! Or one nut.

That was no damn spider. :mad:

That was some kind of mutant.... most likely grown during the Bush Adminstration in their Secret Bunkers....:cool:

are you referring to the spider or Nancy Pelosi?

Both, A spider is a freaking Spider.

I do agree.

Technically not a spider. An arachnid related to spiders and scorpions. The pic of the two "spiders" being dangled by the soldier is photoshopped. They do not actually get that big.

I am no fan of spiders but am, in fact, a recovering Arachnaphobic. There was a time, not too long ago, that a picture like that would send my heart rate through the roof along with my blood pressure. Education, my friend, is the key to recovery. Learn all you can about these creepy critters and you will be well on the road to recovery. I have been known to expend a 2 3/4" 000 buckshot round to remove one large garden spider. You know the kind, the ones that have the zig zag in the middle of the web. Around here they grow big enough to register on bathroom scales. They give me the creeps but I no longer feel compelled to vaporize them with a 12 ga contact wound.

But, with that said, for the right price I have a pair of garden shears that could be put to good use. I can cut as slow as you wish.

Benning- For the right price, I will actually clean the shears first.

Thats why God made 28 gauge. :D

Also, you should make Benny pay to get them sharpened first.

scared my eyes for life.. I say eye for an eye, maybe a nut will suffice:D